But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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