the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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