i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
