If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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