Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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