my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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