There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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