We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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