dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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