have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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