I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
