The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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