Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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