Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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