and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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