he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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