Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
