I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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