wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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