we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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