Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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