I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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