from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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