so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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