No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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