so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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