My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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