check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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