We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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