i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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