OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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