Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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