So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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