She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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