I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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