Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I forget how to act sober
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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