google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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