Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Shame - the story of my life.
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