if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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