i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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