too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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