that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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