there's paper in my vomit.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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