No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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