I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
