If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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