: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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