He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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