I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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