It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
